I was doing some shopping on State Street, and stood agape as I watched a guy start screaming (literally screaming) "WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS?? EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS!!! OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO..." as he eats a chocolate bar...
I very slowly broke off in the other direction. And felt the need to call a psych consult because he was not joking.
And that's a true story folks.
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