Due to inclement weather (I’d heard there’s a chance of snow) I went out into the deluge to get firewood. I wanted the wood inside so it would be completely dry in the event that we experienced a power outage. Like a schmuck I went without shoes. So naturally in the process of removing a piece from the wood pile, another piece decided it didn’t want to be left out, and landed squarely on my (bare) foot. Ouch. Not ten minutes later it is already hurting, and I have the hematoma from hell. It is sore but not broken, because I can stand solely on the ball of my left foot.