Cashier: "Sir, would you like your pop in the bag?"
Me: blank stare. "I'm sorry?"
Cashier: "Your pop, would you like it in the bag or do you want to just hold on to it?"
Me: Another blank stare. Oh!!! Pop = coke. "I'll just hold onto it thanks."
...bear with me folks. "Pop" does not compute yet. Nobody uses that term in the South. It's such a Midwestern thing.