Cervical Lymphadenopathy

There's a gene on the Y chromosome yet to be discovered. I'm going to find it and call it the Me1. It is dominant, sex linked, and guarantees its owner to react to a simple virus like Ebola or bubonic plague and be foul and irritable. I will own it. I am a man. I am sick. Thus I am going to whine and pout and act like a total cranky baby. That is all.