Tuesday, February 24, 2015


I was sitting in an awesome little Polish diner last night (the kind where you watch Wheel of Fortune with perfect strangers) and the weather said that this is the coldest February on record. 
In lieu of the constant updates about temperature and Polar vortices, I propose we make a much simpler "Scale" easily adapted to the local level of acclimatization:
Level 1: shorts
Level 2: light jacket/sweater
Level 3: coat -- add scarf, gloves, and hat as you see fit
Level 4: Level 3 + snot freezes in nose and car makes terrifying sounds and new rattles
Level 5: May God have mercy on your soul

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