In lieu of the constant updates about temperature and Polar vortices, I propose we make a much simpler "Scale" easily adapted to the local level of acclimatization:
Level 1: shorts
Level 2: light jacket/sweater
Level 3: coat -- add scarf, gloves, and hat as you see fit
Level 4: Level 3 + snot freezes in nose and car makes terrifying sounds and new rattles
Level 5: May God have mercy on your soul
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