Close to you...

I have an anorexic patient on my service at the moment. While rounding this morning I had the brilliant thought of whether or not a continuous loop of Carpenters songs would be therapeutic or torture. 

You can't make this up

We have a patient who calls himself Joker. He set himself on fire under the influence of a guy whom they call Penguin (who also encouraged the patient to jump out of 3 and 5 story buildings). They were filming this to put on YouTube. They have a friend whom they call Batman. But sadly Batman is in jail. I win. Forever. 

Why...

Why is whole acorn squash being sold in a hospital cafeteria??

Close to you...

I have an anorexic patient on my service at the moment. While rounding this morning I had the brilliant thought of whether or not a continuous loop of Carpenters songs would be therapeutic or torture.