Emergency

Dr. Luckyone, Psychiatry Resident has been in the Emergency Department this month, as an Emergency Department resident. I can easily see why it has such a high burnout rate. Everything is so fast-paced, which I enjoy. Half the cases are bull crap. Which I don't.

Dr. Luckyone's Volvo

For the negative two people who care, my Volvo has a new radiator. The dealership also comped me a rental car. A Jaguar no less. I felt like such a douche driving it. 

Public Service Announcement

Did you know...that cars are now so advanced that there's a sensor in the radiator, that measures the voltage of radiator coolant. If that sensor goes berserk, a light will go off in your car and make you think that either the battery and/or the alternator are going to die, and might give you a mild anxiety attack. Or at least that's what happened with Dr. Luckyone's Volvo this morning on the Eisenhower Expressway. God bless warranties. 

Um...duh?

So let me get this straight...you've bad more than twenty sexual partners this year. And you've never used protection. Remind me why you're surprised that you have syphilis???