A thorough exam....

I was off yesterday, and come in to be handed off a patient who was admitted the day before. I read through the H&P "no abdominal dissension." I get to see the patient an he has what looks like 3/4 of a basketball on his stomach from a hernia repair. Good job guys. 

Facepalm

 I ask for a negative pressure room. Clerk calls bed control and says they're on this this and that floor...did you want me to see if there's one available? ....no dingbat. I was bored and was just making conversation....let me find your THINK button