Showing posts with label CTA Adventures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CTA Adventures. Show all posts

Monday, November 26, 2012

Adventures in CTAing

Saturday morning I made my way downtown for a bit in a vain attempt to locate some Christmas ornaments (located the next day). I explored and shopped for a little, then decided my endeavour was futile and began to make my way back home.

Usually on the bus I either have a book or find something esoteric to read from Wikipedia. Today's topic was The Iron Curtain, and it's subsequent fall. Thrilling, no? As I was reading, the bus proceeds along its merry way. At some point I received a text from Awesome Partner's boyfriend. Not a daily occurrence but not unusual either, so I finished my article and answered his text.

Him: "So what are you up to today, sir?"

Me: "Hey hey. Just doing a few errands. Enjoying the cold weather and Christmas music. Yourself?"

Him: "Me not much. Riding the bus, check out this creeper." -- accompanying this text is a picture of me...reading his text message. 

He had boarded the bus and sat down about three seats away and I hadn't even noticed so engrossed was I in Poland's Solidarity movement and the CeauČ™escus' execution. I took a second for me to register what was happening (I'm one sharp tack, let me tell you), and then I jumped and did a quick take, and he was there smirking at me from across the aisle. Such a creeper.

We had a good laugh about it and chatted until he alighted the bus. Creeper!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Adventures in CTAing

Inspired by yesterday's whopper of a DUMBASS, from time to time I think I shall update the world on my observations in CTAing. (CTA is the Chicago public transportation system).

This one was a particular gem...
I'm on the bus, minding my own business, and I see this mass of HAIR get on the bus. Think Tina Turner or circa-1986 Stevie Nicks and you'll have some idea as to the sheer volume of HAIR being discussed--this thing had its own ZIP code. My first thought was I want an autograph!!! My second thought was Wow!! She's got great hair!! So, while I was waiting for Stevie to stand back or Tina to finally be good to me*, I noticed a lump in a place not normally associated with the female sex. I then noticed that the lumps normally associated with the female sex weren't to be seen. Ahh, I stand corrected. HE'S got great hair. And what a wonderful job of feathering he did...


*If you get either of those references I will give you two thumbs up!